I would like to say that the infirmary's rather admirable failure to engage with my social experiment was a result of good medical practice, but it seems far more likely that it was the result of rampant incompetence and a refusal to acknowledge inmate problems. Which makes me think of other issues I've long considered that the infirmary must have ( Read more... )

I have worked out the essential problem on the barge in regards to not only warden and inmate relations, but as a whole. [Dramatic pause. Be excited, people.] Lack of respect ( Read more... )

[So terribly public.]

Let's have a conversation, shall we? What's a theme that no one has ever discussed? Let me think. The wardens, perhaps? How terrible they are? How your warden does love you enough? How you feel like there's not justice in the system? [Crane laughs ( Read more... )

It has come to my attention that with our recent influx of visitors to the town, that the threat Drink may once again be making its way through our ranks. [Crane sighs. This is so very frustrating.] I feel that as the doctor of this fine town, it is my duty to remind you not only of your role as civilized, law abiding people, but also of the ( Read more... )